Smart one.

Why do I do things like this to myself? What made me think that watching a 10-minute-long youtube montage video of surprise military homecoming reunions would *not* suck and make me bawl until my head feels like it’s full of angry bees and I’m dripping snot like my toddler? Smart one, dumbass. I need a beverage.

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